The Secret Ingredients in a fast food hamburger

1. Meat from 1000 different cows
2. *A delicious blend of:
   1,1,1-trichloromethane
   1,2,4-trimethylbenzene
   BHC, alpha
   Chloroform
   Chlorotolulene, o
   Chlorpyrifos
   DDE, p,p
   DDT, p, p
   Dichlorobenzene, p
   Dieldrin
   Diphenyl 2-ethylhexylphosphate
   Ethylbenzene
   Heptachlorepoxide
   Lindane
   Octachlorepoxide
   Styrene
   Tetrachloroethylene
   Toluene
   Trichloroethylene
   Xylene-m and/or p
   Xylene, o
   Chlorpyrifos-methyl
   Cumene
   Diazinon
   Dicamba
   Ethylenethiourea
   Iprodione
   Malathion
   Pirimiphos-methyl
   Propyl benzene, n

*Ingredients taken from the FDAs official report on pesticide residues in American fast food.